The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
the comment perfected this post
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
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the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
ORAS New Mega Evolution
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"
what the fuck is that stuff