Don’t you hate it when…

Me: OMG, I love you so much! I’ll do anything and everything for you. I’ll never do anything to hurt you until the day I die!

Boyfriend: Oh great! that means I can take advantage of you, treat you like shit and I will never reap any of the consequences right?




Ex-boyfriend: What?

when you see the person you can’t stand coming over to talk to you…

and your like:

and during your conversion you like:

then they start insulting your friends: